waiter ! there’s a cat in my soup !
Son of a bitch
Uh…… you mean like this?
wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.
I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
Julietta (Last Romeo)